The Fifth Dimension

 My uncle once: paid $400 for Argentinian red meat.  Yeah, I know.

2. Never in my life: have I gone outside of the United States.

3. When I was five: I walked around my uncle's house singing "Circle of Life".  He looked at my Dad and Mom in shock and said "She's perfectly on key".  (He's a talent scout for Latin artists.)

4. High School was: intense, awkward, and in the end, kind of annoying.

5. I will never forget: anything important.  I hope.

6. I once met: a cat with six legs.  It was a sweet cat.  It shed like *crazy* though.

7. There's this girl I know who: was featured on a Hannah Montana episode. I have still not seen the episode.

8. Once, at a bar: I've never been to a bar. :P

9. By noon, I'm usually: awake. Moderately.

10. Last night: I was talking on the #nanowrimo channel about nothing and everything, and enjoying the humorous reunion between mat, Max, and Marius.

11. If I only had: money to pay for college. XD

12. Next time I go to church: ...I'm sorry?  What?

13. Terry Shiavo: allowed to die in peace at last, even though the terrible chaos that reigned afterwards only brought more grief onto her family.  Shame on you people. Shame.

14. What worries me most: is that I'm going to completely fail at college.  Eh.

15. When I turn my head left, I see: a basket of clothes and a chair with hangers and a black umbrella and some blue striped fabric.  And my blue jacket.

16. When I turn my head right, I see: My mother and my father, watching 5 Fingers.

17. You know I'm lying when: I keep an entirely straight face. Oh wait.  That might be the sarcasm. My bad.

18. What I miss most about the eighties: my non-existence?

19. If  I was a character in Shakespeare, I'd be: melodramatic? Kinda silly?  Insane? ... I'd choose Lady Macbeth, but only because she has one of the best monologues.

20. By this time next year: I will be a sophomore.

21. A better name for me would be: whatever.  I respond to anything from "Sho-Sho" to "you, with the glasses!"

22. I have a hard time understanding: Racism. Ethnicism.  Sexism.  Hatred.  Homophobia. Stupidity.  Puerto Rican government. Bigotry. Selfishness. Chauvinism.

23. If I ever go back to school, I'll: ... I'm GOING to school, why do I want to go BACK?  To high school? Are you fucking with me?!

24. You know I like you if: ...HA HA HA HA.  It's not that easy, buster.

25. If I ever won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: my mother, without question.

26. Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Awesome, cool, who and who?

27. Take my advice, never: watch "28 Days Later" with a chauvinist female.  It will become an issue.

28. My ideal breakfast is: French omelette with ham, mushrooms, cheese, and potatoes.

29. A song I love, but do not have is: the Pink Panther themesong.

30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: You don't drive.  Trust me, you'll think they just give Puerto Ricans licenses like it's the lottery or something.

31. Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: Sweet, necessary, modern, fast.

32. Why won't people: move with the times?

33. If you spend the night at my house: you should be prepared for a marathon of either Sherlock Holmes, Doctor Who, or Burn Notice.

34. I'd stop my wedding for: an insane psychopath with a band of assassins who come in guns a-blazing and grab me and stuff me in a van to become their breeding tool because of a specific code in my genes.  I mean, gosh, what's a girl to do? >_<

35. The world could do without: meanness. Poverty, pestilence, plague. AIDS/HIV. War.

36. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: uh.  I don't want to lick the belly of a cockroach, but I suppose it's better than "drinking something toxic".

37. My favorite blonde is: my best friend.

38. Paper clips are more useful than: paperweights.  Because I can hold papers down with books just as easily.  Why waste money on a paperweight?

39. If I do anything well, it's: acting.  I can act with the best of them.  I'll be a grieving mother that makes you cry into your hands or a truly insane psychopath that makes you laugh with nervousness, anything you want.

40. And by the way: I had a nightmare involving the Iliad the other night.  It was extremely unpleasant.


(Pridefall: reading it now.)

Fuzzies. I know.

But this is important.

I just discovered that someone I consider a best friend -- truly, a best friend, that I love and cherish and would do anything for -- is an anti-evolutionist.  It confused me I guess; I never really understood anti-evolutionists; but it didn't upset me.  And that's the ticket.  I am suddenly more confused than I have ever been in my life, because *I don't care*.  But this isn't really the important bit -- well it might be, but I wouldn't know.  It's not really a big issue, because I know he won't mock me for my science and I certainly won't mock him for his beliefs.

We also talked about his religion, because he crossed some lines and has to regain his self-control.  I really admire him for that, because it shows an inner strength that maybe he didn't know he had.  (You tell me, dude).  He thought I was going to be upset that he was pulling back from our normal friendship and I think I surprised him by understanding entirely.  He's broken his beliefs, he's... I guess he's put them on hold for me, or at least the principle of them, and he thought I was going to be upset.

Man, there are some fucked up people in this world who would get upset because he's reaffirming his spiritual well-being.

To those  people: you SUCK.  A LOT.

To my best friend: I love you for who you are, not what you believe in and not what your religion entails.  If your religion must come first to help you on your way to a better health and discipline, then by gods so be it, because I obviously can't do shite.  My only concern is that you are well, physically mentally emotionally and spiritually.  If this is the way to go, then I'm behind you 100%.

Also, I don't ever want to discuss evolution/creationism with you.  No offense, but I've had good relationships go sour over that.  Let's just put it on the Black List of Topics, yeah?


PS. Does this count as a fuzzy?

I haven't forgotten fuzzies.

I'll start up again on Wednesday.  I'm just exhausted and I want them to be as close to perfection as I can get.  >_> So Maulden and the people after him: Love you tons. Hang on just a little bit longer.

AJane's fuzzies! If you want your own, go here!  

    

   

I don't really need warm fuzzies, but I thought I should give them out.  Since everyone seems to be doing it.  Bandwagon time? No, I just want people to know why I love them so.  I'm not sure where it originated from, but wherever you are: dude/dudette, thanks for giving us a way to tell our friends why we love and adore them!

So therefore, here are the rules!

1. Reply to this post if you want/need me to tell you how cool you are.

2. Watch my journal over the next few days (or weeks cause of the lazy sod I am) for a post just about you and why I adore you.

3. Post these instructions in your journal and give your friends a much needed dose of love and adoration.